As Taken 2′s opening weekend (October 5th) steadily approaches, we decided to speculate what Neeson’s character, Bryan Mills, would be doing in between rescues of his kidnapped family. Here are the results. TLC, consider yourself warned.
Some people might argue that Neeson’s hypothetical threat to Honey Boo Boo is a bit harsh, but we would reason that the collective brain cells that have been killed watching her reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, makes this a matter of evening the score. However, we’ve got no comeback if Honey Boo Boo counters with, “What about Battleship? I bet you did it for the moneyyyy!”